Yard Artist Prints

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Fall makes him sad."

-Do you mind if I use your lawnmower? -Sure, but it musn't leave my garden.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Digging.

Mowing the lawn.

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

Hedge Car

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Beginning Yarder.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

The Scottish Lawn

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Leaves.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"