Yard Artist Prints

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Fall makes him sad."

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

-Do you mind if I use your lawnmower? -Sure, but it musn't leave my garden.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Digging.

Mowing the lawn.

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

Hedge Car

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Beginning Yarder.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

The Scottish Lawn

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"I've found the lawnmower!"