Lawn Artist Prints

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Garden Centre mowers

"Yes!"

Cricket Widows Rule

Garden Roller

"I love what you've done with your henge."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Paint your lawn, ma'am?'

'It's my cure for wash pan hands - in a couple of weeks the wife will never find me out here!'

'You're not CAPABILITY Brown, are you?'

Mohawk grass cutting

Football fan

"I haven't seen Bob for over an hour Mom. I think he's outside playing with his new hover mower."

The Scottish Lawn

The Busy Gardener

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"First time pruning?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Digging.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Watering the garden gnome

Zenboni

Leaf blowers at dawn.