Yacht Devotee Gifts

'They learn fast, don't they?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Don't row so hard!'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

Dun Decking