Xmas Light Pro Gifts

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

LOOK BHIND U!

Modern Narcissism

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'It's not easy texting messages to my mom. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

Bad Santa.

"They're subtitles dear, you don't have to text a reply."

"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

House covered in Christmas decorations and lights. Man says: 'There's only one problem ? I can't find the door.'

His text said, I challenge you to pistols at dawn, and I replied, C U there, and he replied with a thumbs-up emoji – Do I have to reply to that?

Christmas Light Display First Prize.

Woman texting at Mount Sinai.

neighborhood christmas decorations

Christmas Lights in Bath

"I was trying to send a text message, but it looks like instead, I just signed a contract with a new service provider."

"You hung our Christmas lights on the house across the street so you can see them???"

"He's been around since the sixties."

First Prize Christmas Light Display Contest

'I'm returning 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and 1 partridge. They're on your loading dock. Here's my receipt.'

'Was the flash too bright?'

"What child is this?"