Xmas Enthusiasts Pillows

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't believe in you!"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Panettone

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Horn of Leftovers

Happy Turkey Day!

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Christmas Presents.

'He's got your nose.'