Xenobiologist Pillows

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Desert Island Meals.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

The one that got away

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"The hyenas started it."

Join me in a Martini?

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

We'll have Manhattans...

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Shaken not stirred

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'It must be the dead sea.'

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'