X-ray Joker Pillows

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Jurassic Parking Lot

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Pole Star

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Veloci-Rapper

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

E=Emcee Squared

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Party Schools...

Climbing to the moon

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

Orthopaedist

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'