X-ray Joker Pillows

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

E=Emcee Squared

Veloci-Rapper

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Pole Star

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Climbing to the moon

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Orthopaedist

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans