X-men Enthusiast Prints

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

International Women's Day

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"He was a very good boy."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Middle-Age Superheroes

"You've changed."

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"