X-men Enthusiast Mugs

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"