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Writer's Block Party

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Scurile travels

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

The Boys of Indian Summer

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Monk on the beach

Priest

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

Go away

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."