Wristwatches Prints

'Instead of when you retire, why don't they give you a watch the day you start work?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Time for vacation, time for work.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I don't like the look of this."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"It's running five minutes fast."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Harv works the red shift.

Shrink

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Quitting time

Keeping Time

History Department

New Watchdog.

Spiv

Do' you have the time?'