Wristwatches Mugs

'Instead of when you retire, why don't they give you a watch the day you start work?'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I don't like the look of this."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Harv works the red shift.

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Shrink

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Quitting time

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

New Watchdog.

Do' you have the time?'

Keeping Time

The Land Before Time.

History Department