Smartwatches Prints

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

"Look, it even shows how much time I'm wasting on silly gadgets."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just have to make it LIGHTER!"

"That watch there, the one with GPS, wi-fi, heart monitor, and altimeter - does it tell time?"

"Happy Father's Day. It's the latest gadget for people at your tech level. It's an Incompetent Watch."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it LIGHTER!"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Time for vacation, time for work.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Ready for a run!

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

Harv works the red shift.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Quitting time

History Department

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

The Land Before Time.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

New Watchdog.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"