Wrinkle Observer Gifts

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A man looks up at the earth

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Keeping busy?"

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

"Natural selection in action."

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."