Worship Service Admirer Pillows

Pastor Andy's pet peeves finally get the better of him.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Statue fishing.

'It helps with reception.'

Euphemistic.

Hymns - Optional Extras

Thomas Dorsey.

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

Benefactor of children

"And remember, there's only one in management. The rest of us are in sales."

Hildegard von Bingen

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

'Service Lift.'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'For you information, hymns are meant to be sung, not whistled.'

"The actual title of my sermon, Ms. Barns, is 'Are you going to hell?'."

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

William Byrd

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

'-and the ceremony,your place or mine?'

'In view of the clampdown on hate preaching, maybe just a tad less fire and brimstone in Sunday's sermon, perhaps?'

'Exploratory surgery again, Dr. Livingstone?'

Remote, Distant, Aloof.

Soldiers.

"Call me a romantic fool but....."