Worry Wart Humorist Pillows

'Well, this'll probably knock climate change off as my number one worry.'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Nervous Oral Testing

That party went well.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

COWMIKAZES

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

Concern Chart

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Safe harbour

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

Horses are nervous animals. . .

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

'Has the news finished yet?'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"Did we turn off the stove?"