World Whale Day Pillows

Save the Humans.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Support group for sheep.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

'Thar she blows!'

Examination.

Watching Sea Life.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'