World Tours Gifts

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Walking Luggage.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Coronavirus world

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Limerick Airport

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Hotel Interincontinential

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Travellers

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Rip-off Cabbie

Travel Scenes

Directions.

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Skedaddle travel.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'