World Tour Mugs

Backpacker

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

Walking Luggage.

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

Travellers

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Travel Scenes

Directions.

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Miss T-T

Winery tours.

Veronique Dicaire: Paris, here I come!

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Buckingham Palace

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.