Completing A World Tour Mugs

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

World Tour.

Walking Luggage.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Travellers

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Michel Roux Jr

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

Directions.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Backpacker

Miss T-T

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Knowing your audience

"We're here."

"I've seen the world. Now I'm Back."

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'They think it's Andover - it is Slough!'

"Before you sit down, let me give you the grand tour."

Xi Jinping

"Where to now?"

Elton John says goodbye to the stage.

'I can't help feel like airlines are cutting back these days...'

Funeral bus