World Tour Planning Mugs

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

The fate of the emigrant

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Walking Luggage.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Italia tours

"I just..."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Western Outfitters.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

The Airport.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Travellers

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Bath Abbey

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

Travel Scenes

The sun luring people to the sea