World Theater Day Pillows

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Hamlet'

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Herman Mankiewicz

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Tut and Carmen.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Extreme miming"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Leslie Caron.

Honoré de Balzac

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"