World Theater Day Pillows

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Hamlet'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Herman Mankiewicz

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Tut and Carmen.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Extreme miming"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Turn, turn and turn.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Champagne