World's Fair Fan Pillows

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Pearly King and Queen

The Scanner Of Love.

Face Painting.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tunnel of Like.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Tunnel of Infatuation

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"It makes you look old."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Pamplona Station

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

Face Painting.

God save the Queen.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Jesus and the Peeps

Cornucopia

Children watching a horse show from under the tent