World's Fair Fan Pillows

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Pearly King and Queen

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Face Painting.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tunnel of Like.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Pamplona Station

God save the Queen.

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

Face Painting.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Cornucopia

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Jesus and the Peeps