World Dominator Pillows

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Dust Bunny

Elderly People

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Jazz Bagpipes

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

China's Pacific Expansionism

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Computer He-male (email).

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Dirty Harry Dancing

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"He used to want to take over the world."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'