World Dominator Pillows

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Dust Bunny

Elderly People

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Jazz Bagpipes

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

China's Pacific Expansionism

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

Computer He-male (email).

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Dirty Harry Dancing

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

"He used to want to take over the world."

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'