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Roget's Pet

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Isabel Allende

To read or not to read?

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"I've just invented the question mark."

Catalogue of little books.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'The Lemming Book Store'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Library

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Book market

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Universe of reading

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'A book very interesting'