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The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'But what is the universe for?'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Ice-Cube-IV

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Snowman Tattoo

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"