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U.S. World Cup Frenzy

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'But what is the universe for?'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Keith Floyd.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

At the "Ice-C-U".

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Ice-Cube-IV

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"