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'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

6 Brothers Falafel

"Rump roast?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Queen of Quinoa

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Keith Floyd.

The Perfect Foil

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"How's the salmon?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Sausages!

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'You made me jump.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Culture clash