World Cuisine Pillows

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

6 Brothers Falafel

"Rump roast?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"How's the salmon?"

The Perfect Foil

"The bagels are better in New York."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Is it free-range?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Culture clash

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'