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"Ta-da! Work-from-Home away from home."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Targets.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Waiting for retirement.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Gerald Ratner's return

The Move.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Start the session by doing something unusual.