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Crowdsourcing the cubicle.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

The Move.

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

A man works in a snow globe.

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"