Workspace Arrangement T-Shirts

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

Multitasking.

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

Piano desk.

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

Crowdsourcing the cubicle.

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"'Hot desking' doesn't work with just one desk."

"My husband works from home."

"To save money we're moving you from a cubicle to a tribicle."

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'