Workspace Manager Gifts

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

The Move.

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Modular Offices

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

Dare to be different.

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

"Don't invade his space."