Workspace Influencer Pillows

All the clutter is in my computer.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Big Brother.

"I only told a few friends."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Dare to be different.

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."