Workspace Influencer T-Shirts

All the clutter is in my computer.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Creativity 2.0

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Big Brother.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Modular Offices

Dare to be different.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'