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'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Sloaney Pony.

Claus 2.0

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Belief and Trust.

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Brainstorm in progress.

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

How to engage an audience

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'