Workplace Zen Master Pillows

How To Sleep Your Way To The Top.

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

'I just booked a one way cruise for the employee's negative thoughts.'

"I'm having one of those days where you can't decide if it makes more sense to freak-out or panic."

"You know, talking louder than everyone else doesn't make you an influencer."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

Work Life Balance.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

'Inside healer'

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

"This is Fred, he heads up our corporate wellness programs."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."