Work-life Zen Master Pillows

Work Life Balance.

"His doctor said he needed to learn to relax. He's sure a fast learner!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

The perils of overwork.

'Inside healer'

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

"This is Fred, he heads up our corporate wellness programs."

"I'm having one of those days where you can't decide if it makes more sense to freak-out or panic."

Astrological accidents.

"You know, talking louder than everyone else doesn't make you an influencer."

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

An Off Day

"I've been to the office..."

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

"Taking 'one day at a time' is a nice thought, but here you're expected to take three days at a time."