Work-life Zen Master Prints

Work Life Balance.

"His doctor said he needed to learn to relax. He's sure a fast learner!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

The perils of overwork.

'Inside healer'

"Can't talk now - ping me, yeah?"

"This is Fred, he heads up our corporate wellness programs."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

"You know, talking louder than everyone else doesn't make you an influencer."

"I'm having one of those days where you can't decide if it makes more sense to freak-out or panic."

Astrological accidents.

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

An Off Day

"I've been to the office..."

"Taking 'one day at a time' is a nice thought, but here you're expected to take three days at a time."