Workplace Wanderlust Gifts

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Free Range Employees.

You are here.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Vacation Mobile

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Business Vacation.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"What time is it mentally?"

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Job hoppers.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"I'd rather be at the office."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"It's so great to be totally away from work that I'm going to move this vacation from the liability column over to assets."

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'I try to encourage creativity.'

You are here.

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"