Workplace Wanderlust Gifts

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Free Range Employees.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

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Vacation Mobile

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Business Vacation.

"What time is it mentally?"

"I'd rather be at the office."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Job hoppers.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'I try to encourage creativity.'

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"It's so great to be totally away from work that I'm going to move this vacation from the liability column over to assets."

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE