Workplace Tension Enthusiast Pillows

'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'These are job perks.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

That's the chairman's office.

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

"I'm your exit strategy."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'I've read my appraisal and this is my solicitor - I intend to sue you!'

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"This one is less distracting."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Ahhhh. Did I just feel the tension in here break, or was it the elastic on my underwear?'

'Can we talk... alone?'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'Aren't you glad we had this meeting to resolve our conflict?'

"Welcome aboard. Here're your ID, your door code, and your antacid."

'You're vaarking too aard,'

A really great place to work: 'Entitlement Inc'

'Hey you two, take it off-line!'

Man looking incredibly dizzy

"I take it you got the job?"