Workplace Safety Week Prints

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

Acme Clocks.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"We need a union!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Labor Day '19

Wear a helmet

No Smoking.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

First Aid Box

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Days without an incident.

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."