Workplace Safety Training Day Prints

Safety First

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"We need a union!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Wear a helmet

Labor Day '19

No Smoking.

I expect you all to be team players

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

First Aid Box

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the