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"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Killer Executive Suits.

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Men's business romper.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

National Boss Monument.

'Yes, can I help you?'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

Concerned that she would be passed over for a promotion if management knew she was pregnant, Donna concealed the fact.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'