Workplace Ergonomics T-Shirts

"I don't love the new standing desks."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Lumbar support animal

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

National Boss Monument.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'Yes, can I help you?'

Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."