Workplace Empathy Advocates Pillows

'Step in here Henshaw, I need a hug'.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Can't even hold signs well.

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

The Female Brain and The Other One

World Hunger Conference.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

Warring parents

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

No safe haven

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

"I was hoping to settle this without avoiding some sort of argument."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'