Workplace Counselor Mugs

"We added it just for the millenials."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Staff support"

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

America, are we learning anything?

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'