Workplace Conflict Resolution Gifts

"Mr. Bigalow wanted me to convey that this promotion had nothing whatsoever to do with your pending lawsuit for sexual harassment."

'Remember, he who laughs last, gets fired first.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

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"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'