Workplace Adventures Fan Prints

'Is he expecting you?'

"Staff support"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'These are job perks.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

Free Range Employees.

"What's your occupation?"

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Office Park

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

Whack, Out of Whack.

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

The Corporate Rat.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

Business-Class.