Workplace Adventures Fan T-Shirts

'Is he expecting you?'

"Staff support"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'These are job perks.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"What's your occupation?"

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

The Corporate Rat.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

Office Park

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."