Workout Avoiders Pillows

"Was it something I said?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Your back went out because your front went out.'

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

The Sedentary Dead.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."